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# I still don't get
What the white things are supposed to do?
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hold the slices apart.
just look at it. LOOK AT IT. WHAT FUCKING USE WERE THEY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Wow
they look like a really good invention.

Ive never seen them before actually.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# The white trianglar tripod things
are to keep the box lid from squashing the pizza topping, and for fucking with everybody's mind to try and figure out what they do, like the little bags of silica you get in new handbags.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# why would you want the toppings not squashed,
one of the geat pleasures of take out pizza is the mangled toppings
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Yes but the cheese sticks to the lid
and because it mozzarella then that means nearly all your topping gone
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# tsk
but then you get to argue over who gets to pick at the box lid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# In our house
that will be the two dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you just don't know how to live it up
you lot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I don't get out much
:(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# salt
is that supposed to be to sook up any moisture in the air ... like when you get sachets of silica gel with electronic equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# That's what they would like us to thing
It's actually for the handbag fairies who like their fish & chips.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I thought it was to stop the top of the box squishing the pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# You are correct - and today's prize
is a trip to Pizza Hut to look at people eating through the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Can't I get to do something
I don't normally do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Okay you can go on a trip to laugh at the poor people
eating in "It's a Crappy Italian Pizza Parlour" down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Great!
*pulls on galoshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)