Because he's
an insecure little scrote who's just begging for attention?
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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33,
archived)
I'm pretty sure that's what I do
there may be copyright issues
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The Scone from U.N.C.L.E.,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34,
archived)