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hey everybody give me a really good insult

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)

No.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)

why?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)

Because he's

an insecure little scrote who's just begging for attention?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

I'm pretty sure that's what I do

there may be copyright issues

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

that was low

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

but fair

don't you think?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

do you want it made of gold or something?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

i am going to

pee in your ass

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Koogas, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)

that's not so much an insult

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

indeed

but it's funny

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

hehe

well, it made me giggle

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

as it is a promise

EDIT ooo i've got one!: I WOULDN"T F*** YOU WITH HIS *points at someone* DICK AND *points at someone else* HIM PUSHING

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Koogas, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

I wasn't sure whether to say

promise or threat so I left it

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

isn't it strange

how most insults make no sense?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

that edit

was th ethe pub's favourite insult friday before last - I wasn't that keen on it

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)

you are a

degenerate pig raping poo eating top of the pops watching shandy drinking window licking monkey with the brains, wit and charm of a terminally furious camel with the clap.
and you smell like royalty.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)

I quite like

camels

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)

that's beside the point

as lovely as camels are i believe that the particular one i mentioned would have very little brain charm or wit

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)

yeah but he has fury

which can be admirable

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)

agreed.

i apologise if i offended you or your deep love for camels but i stand by the validity of my insult.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)

never underestimate

how deep my love is

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

you've never had to ride one then

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

not had to

but I did

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)

I found it quite unpleasant

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)

It was far nicer to me as I was on its back

as I would have been to it had our situation been reversed

did stink a bit though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)

that's true

but it was an uncomfortable ride anyways. I would have prefered to walk

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kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)

where were you?

i took a camel in agra to avoid the people trying to sell me things that they had just stolen from me using the art of pickpocketry

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)

Some where on the

edge of the desert in Oman - Northish bit behind the hills of Muscat

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

my a level biology teacher moved to oman

he got dumped by his girlfriend (who was suposed to be going with him) the day before he left and he came back to england after about two months because he'd moved into a brothel, crashed his car and caught some horrible disease.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)

I had a lovely time

none of that malarky at all

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)

I would have prefered

a hovercraft

but that's my normal state

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)

pogo sticks

have alays been my favourite.
pogo camels cwould be fantastic.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

how bizarre

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

the bloke

lied to me then

tsk typical

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)

thank you!

(retro, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

cunt

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)

You, sir are a...

...first class rumbugeoning foss-cosset of the highest magnitude. I wouldnt even consider letting chickens roost in the vacant gap you call a head because it is sooo windy in there. And you smell.

parp.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)

i wouldn't put

it in you to clean it.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)