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# Because
its contagious.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Contagious?
Teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?" Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish
voice, "Our next door neighbour was painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad said that it will take the contagious"......
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Hoorah!
That is all.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)