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# What are we, your .......
;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)
# yes.
you are all my bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# You wish.

Edit/ tries to think of something more clever to say than the above, but it's monday morning and so let's face it, it's not very likely is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)
# we all have dreams
: )

edit: also tried to think of something funnier to say, but I need a wee, and its distracting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# What - you want all of us
as your biatches? All 18000 or so - that's a bit greedy isn't it?
Edit/ please don't let me stop you evacuating your bladder. Though might I suggest you do it in the right place, not at your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# world gang bang attempt.
I'll be the most famous man on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# The world's biggest bi-sexual
gang bang.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# dammit. Hadnt thought of that.
Id have a ring look a blood orange after that.

Apologies to anyone out there who may of got excited. My butt is ourely my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# And even if you decide you're
the top, I'm not sure Baz, thebear, Vulga, etc etc will agree with you.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I know.
Im lower than snakes hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# as in Im not on top.
Just had my piss. Marvellous. Four cups of tea kept in for an hour and a half. Almost orgasmic in its release.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# And good practice for the gang-bang
should anyone want the 'water sports' feature :)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# fair enough...
...but your arse is really going to hurt afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)
# he he he
or arsepiss when your record attempt is over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Calling Marc Almond. Marc Almond to ward 20.
We need an emergency arse evac!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)