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# yes...
um, no.
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# why thankyou twat
u must all have really shit, pointless little live. All you do is slag off people who have hardly been here. Nice one. Keep it up, dick.
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# and you
are gonna fit right in I see...

read the FAQ and try posting something funny. Cunt.
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# aww
*gives hugs*
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I see
a pattern emerging... its nearly always the same with the newbies here. They just don;t get it.

:0)

hug
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# because no-one explains
how long does it take noobies to become non-noobies?
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# just play nicely
...
kittens are always good to start with... then squirrels and other small rodents.

Make them jpegs, make them funny and you'll be loved for ever more.

cunt is a term of endearment here - just ask Baz
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Something ive found true to "any" board
be it one like this or any other forum type places is to have a read through some of the old posts..That way you get a feel of whats going on, the posting style and are less likey to annoy people who are suffing from "pineapple rectus insertus"...
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# As long as it takes...
...for you to read the FAQ, digest it and not post 400k bmps on the board.

[edit] we're still waiting for that image to become a link - I can hear modems all over the country burning as we speak.

There aren't many rules laid down by b3ta itself, but image size is one of them - it's only polite to abide by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# 4K in the bank
and its no use if the cunt cant read...

I like that - 'cunt cant read'
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)