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[challenge entry] I know its stupid


But id would be quite useful. Having an inferior actor as a gun genie is always fun.

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# yes...
um, no.
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# why thankyou twat
u must all have really shit, pointless little live. All you do is slag off people who have hardly been here. Nice one. Keep it up, dick.
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# and you
are gonna fit right in I see...

read the FAQ and try posting something funny. Cunt.
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# *bursts into tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# aww
*gives hugs*
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I see
a pattern emerging... its nearly always the same with the newbies here. They just don;t get it.

:0)

hug
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# because no-one explains
how long does it take noobies to become non-noobies?
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# just play nicely
...
kittens are always good to start with... then squirrels and other small rodents.

Make them jpegs, make them funny and you'll be loved for ever more.

cunt is a term of endearment here - just ask Baz
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Something ive found true to "any" board
be it one like this or any other forum type places is to have a read through some of the old posts..That way you get a feel of whats going on, the posting style and are less likey to annoy people who are suffing from "pineapple rectus insertus"...
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# As long as it takes...
...for you to read the FAQ, digest it and not post 400k bmps on the board.

[edit] we're still waiting for that image to become a link - I can hear modems all over the country burning as we speak.

There aren't many rules laid down by b3ta itself, but image size is one of them - it's only polite to abide by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# 4K in the bank
and its no use if the cunt cant read...

I like that - 'cunt cant read'
(Pouched_species, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# My first wish is for
that pic not to be 400k.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# i apoligise
but i suck atm, coz i cant find my photoshop cd which is hiding.
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# That's still no good for dial-up users though.
If you have to post an image that big, please make it a link so the board doesn't grind to a halt for all the 56kers out there.

200k is the acceptable upper limit - and then only for a large animation
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# You can save as
JPG in Paint. Much smaller than BMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# and often GIF too,
which is better for pics with lettering, as I learnt the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Not...
...in older versions though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hey tvit
how old r u?
(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Hey, Pinkrobert.
I like your website1
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)