My mate dave tried eating puppieshe thought it might work, maybe.
But alas his sores still weep with puss
and now he's also got rabies.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:08,
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But alas his sores still weep with puss
and now he's also got rabies.
Well my friend Abigail believedThat using kitten fritters
Would ease the suffering she felt when perched upon the shitter
But she used them as suppositries (?) it gave her woeful pain
And even now, some ten years on,
she's walking like John Wayn.e
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:16,
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Would ease the suffering she felt when perched upon the shitter
But she used them as suppositries (?) it gave her woeful pain
And even now, some ten years on,
she's walking like John Wayn.e
woo woo woo woo woo woo woo,woo woo woo woo woo times two
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crab_bloke),
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:18,
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There was a bloke called crab blokeWho really loved his crabs
If their poor pincers ever broke
He'd replace them with kebabs.
Poor little crabby
His little face all full of woe
He really was not happy
The kebabs would have to go
The moral of this tale you see
Is to use pliers instead of a snack
Then poor little crabby
Can still grab things that go quack.
(If their poor pincers ever broke
He'd replace them with kebabs.
Poor little crabby
His little face all full of woe
He really was not happy
The kebabs would have to go
The moral of this tale you see
Is to use pliers instead of a snack
Then poor little crabby
Can still grab things that go quack.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:29,
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