that wasn't...the Queensbury Hotel in Bath was it? their chefs are particularly cunty! or is that the general rule for all hotels?
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darth munki is flipping livid,
Wed 12 Nov 2003, 14:25,
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nopeWeston manor hotel, Weston-on-the-green, oxfordshire.
I think it's a hotel-chef thing.
P.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 12 Nov 2003, 14:36,
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Nursing funNot actually my experience but good none the less. When you train to be a nurse you have placements in various areas, including the dreaded (no offense oldies) "Care of the Older Adult" wards. One of my best mates on the course, a bloke, was sent in to get up one of the little old dears one morning, let's call her Maisie.
So he walks in the room to help this tiny, shrivelled looking octogenarian up and his eyes don't quite register straight away that something is wrong. Very wrong.
It hits him. Maisie is wanking. He can see everything..and she's, how shall we say, close to release.
Stunned he blurts out "Maisie what ARE you doing"
She looks him straight in the eye, winks, and replies "Thinking of you darling"
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Wed 12 Nov 2003, 14:52,
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So he walks in the room to help this tiny, shrivelled looking octogenarian up and his eyes don't quite register straight away that something is wrong. Very wrong.
It hits him. Maisie is wanking. He can see everything..and she's, how shall we say, close to release.
Stunned he blurts out "Maisie what ARE you doing"
She looks him straight in the eye, winks, and replies "Thinking of you darling"
But how did the story end....?That's a come on if ever I heard one! Did he drop his overalls and finish her off? I want details!
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Wed 12 Nov 2003, 16:22,
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Er no.....She's a demented 80 year old in a psychiatric hospital..he's a 25yr old student nurse..I know we're all far more liberal about sexual matters these days however I'm pleased to say there still are some limits. He left her to enjoy her morning "me time" and somebody else got her up later. Sorry the ends dull but believe me, I speak from experience, most nurses will have had someone wank at them at some point, even those of us who aren't on Holby City.
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Thu 13 Nov 2003, 11:39,
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Nursing - The Woe OfI was a student nurse for a while. God knows why I decided to become one, but there you go (They booted me off the course in the end, so at least the story has a happy ending).
I think my most disturbing moment was working in a psychiatric hospital and having to talk a 14 year old girl down from tearing her skin off with her own nails.
Oh, and having a fire door ripped off of its' hinges and thrown at me in same hospital by someone I'd been having a perfectly normal, relaxed chat with 5 minutes earlier.
None of this compares with the placements in OAP homes though.... [shudder]
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Thu 13 Nov 2003, 15:19,
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I think my most disturbing moment was working in a psychiatric hospital and having to talk a 14 year old girl down from tearing her skin off with her own nails.
Oh, and having a fire door ripped off of its' hinges and thrown at me in same hospital by someone I'd been having a perfectly normal, relaxed chat with 5 minutes earlier.
None of this compares with the placements in OAP homes though.... [shudder]