In fact....yesterday in the tech support job I had someone call to ask if I could fix the blocked toilet in the gents on their floor.... I didn't know if I should have asked them to reach around the back and check the cabling or alter the packet size before sending the dump!
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Wed 12 Nov 2003, 14:43,
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Making a good job badThis is a new take on the whole bad job subject. I had a good job, (for a 16 year old,) i worked part time in a certain Edinburgh DIY superstore. Not bad wages, and i didnt have to do any work because i was just to cute to order about. I happened to be extremely destructive. I used to climb atop the pallots stacked high with bags of cement, cut little square holes in them, climb down and give the rack a good kick, a stream of cement angel dust would then pore out for a good few hours, great fun. I also used to open vanish tins then lay them upside down in the warehouse, and eat everyones pack lunches. I eventually got sacked for refunding some stuff from the shop floor with the receipt from purchases my mom had bought previously. Dont know wether to be proud of my ingenuity or ashamed of my apparent criminal intent.
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Wed 12 Nov 2003, 15:31,
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nice lurking action....a member for 354 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 53 seconds
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Sun 16 Nov 2003, 18:11,
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My worst job (and shortest)......was ages ago one summer packing wonder bras into little boxes while sweating in the heat of what was essentailly a big tin shed. The work was piss easy but the manager of the production line was a proper little hitler. Every ten mins he was on at me to hurry up, every time he came back to moan he was more agressive and agitated which began to scare me. After about two hours and him literally screaming at me I decided this wasn't the job for me. I waited until he went off to scream at someone else and buggered off, leaving the conveyor belt to churn bras out all over the floor.
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Wed 12 Nov 2003, 16:25,
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