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# No valentines card for me this year
I've only had two since I was born.
It would be enough to send me to an early grave
If it wasn't for on-line porn.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Valentines can warm your heart
and make you feel so snug
But nothing beats a porno site
when gagging for a tug.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)
# porno site are just pure filf
they're full of saucy dirt.
Just get your arse down to Brighton
And let someone lift your shirt
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)