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# I don't think that I'll get a single valentine this year,
I think I'll spend the day alone and shed a private tear,
But then again I suppose I could always go online,
And piss off everybody while I whinge and moan and whine
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:34, archived)
# ...
No need to be upset my friend!
No card's a bitter pill
And one that's hard to swallow
consid'ring you're not ill.
However there are other ways
to cheer your aching heart
like making pics of kittens
with mutated body parts!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)
# valentines are bollocks
you can stick them up your arse
I'd rather have a kronenbourg
in a litre glass
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)
# i didn't even get a pancake
but now i just don't care
because today i saw a clock
that dances on th' h'r
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)
# .....
A clock like that, so wondrous
and such a funny shape
It more than ample compensation
for missing out on crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:47, archived)
# ....
A Kronenbourg is well and good,
Although it makes you fatter
Drink it and your waistline bloats to
Seize-cents soixante-quatre!
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# your ryhme was very funny
it made me laugh out loud
now my keyboards very wet
from my coughed up beer cloud
(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Vodka not beer's the drink for me
Once I start I cannot stop
But whilst at work I'll stick to tea
Or I'll forget how to Photoshop
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:27, archived)
# ...
When you're feeling down
although cocain is quicker
it's easier I've found
to fill the void with liquor
(OtaKuno, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:28, archived)
# No valentines card for me this year
I've only had two since I was born.
It would be enough to send me to an early grave
If it wasn't for on-line porn.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Valentines can warm your heart
and make you feel so snug
But nothing beats a porno site
when gagging for a tug.
(I helped save b3ta! grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)
# porno site are just pure filf
they're full of saucy dirt.
Just get your arse down to Brighton
And let someone lift your shirt
(Nacho, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:15, archived)
# Oh crabby please don't whine
for I think I've seen a sign,
The sky is blue,
and I've lost a shoe
so love will come sometime.
(soon). Or a shag anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Thankyou wifey now I'm sure,
I'll get through this distress,
Sometime soon I'll find a girl,
Who loves my carapace
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 13 Feb 2002, 10:24, archived)
# It's true, what wifey says, you know
Wise words from 'er indoors
You'll find a lovely, caring girl
And hold her in your claws
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 11:31, archived)