put in poetry...Pity Mike, for God has made
Him ugly, so he can’t get laid
He spends all his time eating sweets
And spilling fluids on his sheets
But lo, wats this on the horizon?
The prettiest girl he e’er laid eyes on
(Actually she’s probably not
But rest assured, she’s fucking hot)
Does our hero have a chance?
The thought of it would make him dance
With joy, though when I picture that
It kinda makes him look a twat.
Young Michael is in a position
Of crisis and of indecision
Should he risk a harsh rejection
To find a purpose for erections?
Or keep his young mouth shut instead
And just keep whacking off in bed?
(Him ugly, so he can’t get laid
He spends all his time eating sweets
And spilling fluids on his sheets
But lo, wats this on the horizon?
The prettiest girl he e’er laid eyes on
(Actually she’s probably not
But rest assured, she’s fucking hot)
Does our hero have a chance?
The thought of it would make him dance
With joy, though when I picture that
It kinda makes him look a twat.
Young Michael is in a position
Of crisis and of indecision
Should he risk a harsh rejection
To find a purpose for erections?
Or keep his young mouth shut instead
And just keep whacking off in bed?
mikeisbrill,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:59,
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50% chance of rejectionvs 100% chance of loneliness. i reckon you should go for the former. in fact, ask her to turn you down. that way if she refuses, you don't have to feel so bad =)
i can't put that into poetry. i'm sleepy.
(i can't put that into poetry. i'm sleepy.
spacefish bong!,
Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:07,
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