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# SEX-STARVED STUDENT SEEKS STRANGERS' SOLACE
Hey, I'm pretty sure the use of the word 'solace' is wrong, but god damn it, alliteration kicks ass. I want help in making a decision. I have come to terms with my inability to come to a conclusion as to whether or not to do a particular thing, so am asking you, strangers, to say either yay or nay, or si or non or whatever the hell you wish. Just do it randomly, I am not teling what the thing is, but I will go along with whatever responses say, however ridiculously few (if any) there are. It may involve sex.

SHOULD I DO IT?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:52, archived)
# Absolutely
.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:53, archived)
# .
not
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:54, archived)
# if you have to pay for it- no
if you get paid for it- yes
if money is not involved or you just break even- ask the web.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:56, archived)
# put in poetry...
Pity Mike, for God has made
Him ugly, so he can’t get laid
He spends all his time eating sweets
And spilling fluids on his sheets
But lo, wats this on the horizon?
The prettiest girl he e’er laid eyes on
(Actually she’s probably not
But rest assured, she’s fucking hot)
Does our hero have a chance?
The thought of it would make him dance
With joy, though when I picture that
It kinda makes him look a twat.
Young Michael is in a position
Of crisis and of indecision
Should he risk a harsh rejection
To find a purpose for erections?
Or keep his young mouth shut instead
And just keep whacking off in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 19:59, archived)
# 50% chance of rejection
vs 100% chance of loneliness. i reckon you should go for the former. in fact, ask her to turn you down. that way if she refuses, you don't have to feel so bad =)

i can't put that into poetry. i'm sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:07, archived)
# .
SCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)
# The internet says...
yes 10%
no 90%
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:00, archived)
# i guess i'll buy some porn then
i feel dumb, i put 'should i' and 'shouldn't i' into the which is beter thing, and, well, neitehr of them is an answer. i'm a dick. pleased with the poem though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:03, archived)
# show her this:


that tongue just keeps on going, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:09, archived)
# that is beautiful.
never have three pieces of punctuation suggested an expertise at cunnilingus quite so stunningly.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:15, archived)
# But then again...
open 93%
shut 7%
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:05, archived)
# meaning what?
?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Keep your options open
and don't whack off too much, just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:08, archived)
# i already wear glasses... :) i like this
"getting strangers to help you" thing. for all i know, you lot are all psychotic bastards. somehow anonymity suggests authority. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:12, archived)
# I for one can claim a wide knowledge of
jackshit. A little neurotic maybe, and can't sleep cos my feet are sore.
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:17, archived)
# my bed calls
it says "go to sleep now". cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 20:24, archived)
# Yes
You should always do it. Just don't ask what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! winston_theramin, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 22:29, archived)