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# except france
they're all tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yeah
those frenchy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# come over here
and teach us how to make love, nobbers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I know how to make love.
You mix three parts custard to one part red diesel fuel. Apply liberally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# mmm
eggy fuel
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# External use only
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# God created the world
and everything in it*
and when the unfortunate time came that Adam had to be expelled from the garden of eden, God had to create something so despicable, so nasty and horrible that Adam & Eve would never ever go back

so he created the french.


*not proven
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)