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# Too early?

(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# holly and ivy
live together in perfect harmony
side by side on my piano keyboard
oh lord, why won't they get off my piano?

P.S. Yes, I know its ebony and ivory in the song. Again, its a joke

P.P.S. Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Look,
we all know, that people are the same where ever you go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# except france
they're all tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yeah
those frenchy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# come over here
and teach us how to make love, nobbers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I know how to make love.
You mix three parts custard to one part red diesel fuel. Apply liberally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# mmm
eggy fuel
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# External use only
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# God created the world
and everything in it*
and when the unfortunate time came that Adam had to be expelled from the garden of eden, God had to create something so despicable, so nasty and horrible that Adam & Eve would never ever go back

so he created the french.


*not proven
(Clockwork, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# There's Good and bad
In everyone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# So lets all buy machettes
and hack the bad out of everyone we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Learn to live.
You learned to live with my brother you fucking bitch.
I hate you and all you stand for.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Pardon me for asking
...but what's all this about?
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# hehehe
i can't wait for the xmas themed ones...
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
on that note, I just bought the LOTR:The Two Towers special edition.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# is it special
because they cut all the shit bits out, leaving about 0.1 seconds of film? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Well, well,
if they did a special edition of Bladerunner, there would be nothing left.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# yeah
well, if they did a special version of you, there would just be a pair of empty shoes :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# There wouldn't
be even shoes if they did you, just an arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# So
are you saying my arsehole is good? and that you want my arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Um...
no,...um...look, just piss off.

/grumps
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# tee hee
awww i'm sorry bovine. Here, have a lolly pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Ooh,
what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# ummm....
rhubarb and custard flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Lovely,
thank you.

'ere, did I just accept a sweet from a stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# i'm no stranger
i once said hello to you in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# but do they get a lot stranger
than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# dont blaspheme.
If nothing else, its worth watching purely for the delicious Rachel.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# It's a load
of boring cockpod.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I must admit that the huge quantities of dope Ive smoked
have made it hard for me to differentiate between a film that looks good, and a film that is good.

Would anyone enlighten me as to wether "The Name of the Rose" was a good film, or that I was to high to move/complain?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Not sure, but had a similar experience
I still swear that a bbc2 latenight punjabi language version of Aladin is the best film ever after watching it after 2 jugs of rough scrumpy and a series of hotknifes.
I don't even speak punjabi.

or like aladin.

or remember anything much of the film apart from one line of one song.


but it was the best film EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# hip hop hooray
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# All a PR
stunt, Holly's got a new single out next week.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# haha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# very woo yay
tj/ how do i put stuff next to my name on 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Woo
and yay for Christmas cartoons! Now you've started the Christmas rush, I'll be able to bring mine out soon. Hooray!
but of course you lot will be the judge of that
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)