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# I say...
'Good lord Jenkins, is that you blasting anus gas out of your posterior again? Really, I ought to have your ass welded shut with melty hot iron'
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# *bursts into uncontrollable laughter*
*then apologizes to roommate*
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# i say
"ooh dear, that's a runny one"
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:46, archived)
# I would then say
"Gracious me, Jenkins, if you're going to continue blasting your ass wind all over my dining parlour, Im going to have to see to it that you keep your farty arse parts out of my abode"

because Jenkins is a dirty, dirty little monkey who cant stop farting
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)