Because you haven't been here long enough...
...or you are David blunkett.
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sick_boy,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57,
archived)
or
Stevie Wonder
*sways at piano*
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butchbint,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57,
archived)
... piano looks at you oddly
... piano walks away in confusion
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59,
archived)
that piano's
a right spacker
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butchbint,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03,
archived)
i was just listening to sir duke
by mr wonder
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Sunshine Elephant,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59,
archived)
I was just listening
to his cover of We Can Work it Out. Top tunage.
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supermoore: HUNG,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01,
archived)
i like the four seasons version
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Sunshine Elephant,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03,
archived)
Wouldn't it be great to be Stevie Wonder's manager?
- Hey, Stevie, we've got you a new piano!
- Feels just like the old one.
- Yeah, but this one's white
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00,
archived)
Or
Helen Keller
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00,
archived)