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[challenge entry] Nothing to see here, move along, there's a good fellow...


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From the The Victorian Internet challenge. See all 320 entries (closed)

(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# That
is stunning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# here
here
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Yay I like that
and the Victorian fascination with Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# No one would have believed...
...in the last years of theninteenth century that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space.

- Now that's how you begin a Sci-Fi book!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# And strangest of all
is it to hold my wife's hand again, and to think that I have counted her, and that she has counted me, among the dead.

Great Stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# dan dan dan daddle ah daddle ah
dan dan dan daddle ah daddle ah
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# *ahem*
ooolah
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# 'I wasn't there when I died'
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# No it's not, this is,
'And as she dropped her robe, the light from her luminous eyes lit her three breast perfectly.
"I am trained in all the various techniques of lovemaking," she whispered, "and yet have never used them on a human male before...and nor has my sister, we just practise on each other." '
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# !
*lubes up the rectal probe*
(dognutz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# please finish that
and then publish it
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not
sharing my personal private thought with all and sundry...that's as far as I'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# you tease
I'll just have to re-read it then.

three times should be just enough to cover it.





yep.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# it's like
reader's letters from an abductee magazine
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahah,
www.ratemycretin.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# b'stard
I clicked that...
(Divvy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You're not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# splendiferous!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million-to-one, he said...
...so I went down to Ladbrokes instead 'coz they had better odds.
(I helped save b3ta! drdavej, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)