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# what's so sad is that I won't
have the minute and a half I wasted reading that, back
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# don't worry,
the joke's on him.
I've strapped explosives in his house so that if he opens any door the whole house will blow up in a huge ball of flames.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# boom
"ahehehehe"?
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooohhhh
harshness
(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# ta
for saving me a minute and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# just push the "increase time" button three times on your life support machine
when you're lying on your deathbed

if they work like microwaves, that is
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I wonder
if they go *ding* when you're done?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# yup.
the doctors know it's free to use again, then.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)