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# film synopsis killer cock roaches!
thanks for your support monkey faces, ruban wonkey doo daa's im rather insulted but i suppose i have wasted your time and i shall go and cry in the corner and get exploded on my front door
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Now animate it.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# your
reply is a lot funnier now the post has been edited :)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# what's so sad is that I won't
have the minute and a half I wasted reading that, back
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# don't worry,
the joke's on him.
I've strapped explosives in his house so that if he opens any door the whole house will blow up in a huge ball of flames.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# boom
"ahehehehe"?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooohhhh
harshness
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# ta
for saving me a minute and a half
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# just push the "increase time" button three times on your life support machine
when you're lying on your deathbed

if they work like microwaves, that is
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# I wonder
if they go *ding* when you're done?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# yup.
the doctors know it's free to use again, then.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Please don't waste threads.
Thank you.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# there's a distinct lack of sex
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# that's very true about the victorians
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# *cough*
compo entries traditionally need some form of pic in them ;)

... and you fixed it! yay!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# ugh i'm very sorry
i'm ill. I shall make amends by retiring to bed.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Ha, don't I know it!
Oh, you meant his film idea... /coat /door /taxi
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Fucking shit cock!
I just spent over an HOUR creating something (for work) in Quark XPress, and it just BOMBED on me...

COCK !!!!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Switch to InDesign
Quark does that. It is a feature.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# he he he
he said "cock".
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)