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# Flatmate from hell Pt VI
A guy I used to work with shared my flat for a few interminable months...

When watching telly, he'd make comments about every 'fit' woman, even on the adverts, describing in great detail how he'd 'do' her.

My girlfriend & her mate once came to stay while he was away one Christmas. Of course, me & my girlfriend slept in my room, leaving her friend to sleep on the couch in the living room. Anyway, they went home after a couple of days and my flatmate returned. On learning that a woman had slept on the couch, he proceeded to sniff the seats for about ten minutes!

I think I've never come closer to killing someone as that flatmate - he drove me absolutely mental. I went away for a weekend, leaving him on his own - after removing the mains plugs from every appliance in the flat. That convinced him to find somewhere else to live.
(juski, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# hi
don't forget this might get missed unless you include it on the thread on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Why should he?
It's obviously of such quality that the Magic Donkey (whom God preserve) will do all that tedious clicking and server fettling to put it in the right place, thereby saving the poor chap from actually thinking. His musings are that good. Can you not see this?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# you'll be wanting to delete this thread and re-post
where it says to on the front page. it's more likely to be mentioned friday.
cheers
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# cheers for the story
if you want it to have a chance for the radio thingie you'll have to add it to the radio thread:
b3ta.com/board/2344846
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I havent seen parts I - V
but if you posted them here I'd imagine people gently nudged you in the direction of the appropriate thread.

Edit: My mate has a flatmate like that. I agree, they are utter cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# sorry
I used to have a really bad drink problem :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)