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# READ THE F*CKING MANUAL!
What is so WRONG with you, dude?

It's not illegal, you know!


Jeez, please, impress me. Get it right and become something smashing.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# oooh, look. fluffy.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# some one even posted a screen shot of where
on the menu to go, and they are still refusing to pay any attention.
There are times when fluffy becomes a tad tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# agreed
i was only having a bit of fun with him. trying to lighten the mood. it's almost time to go home in my part of the world and i was feeling generous.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# The problem
is, that we keep tellintg him how to do it, and he isn't doing it. That suggests either incompetance, unwillingness to follow instructions, or a form of extreme stupidity which would suggest turning the computer off asap, before those nice nigerian men come calling again...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# hah!
now you've warned him. what is wrong with you?
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Sleep
deprivation.

And the fact that i've written out at least five times a detailed set of instructions to try and help this moron, only for him not to follow them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# mayhaps
if you them scribe in extremely bad nigerienglish he understand will
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Or smack him around the head with a
metal tablet with the instructions engraved on it in comic sans, the 'idiots' font.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I think this knobhead is doing a...
"Louie Theroux Is Stupid" act on us. Please consider this when replying to anything he posts. They're too stupid to be real.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# miiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
great minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# you could certainly
be right there.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Please Magic Donkey (Whom God Preserve)...
...make a sin bin where the mods can email the miscreant and Explain Things and get a reply to establish an intellectual pulse.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I have a feeling it is
part of the troll epidemic we currently seem to be suffering from. STINK_BOMB never seems to hang around after the first ask for help. He/she/it certainly hasn't replied to any of the instructional posts we've left for him. I have a feeling he's just doing it to irritate us.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# he hung around this time
there's a response a couple of lines down. mind, it's short enough that perhaps his pet monkey typed it.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I know, he responded to me.
But that is as far as we ever get with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# No Shit Sherlock...
I've always wanted to use that. No offence, likesay.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# amen?
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Well, you know...
...half the lazy, bootcut-wearing, coked-up, ad community sat in their uncomfortable W1 offices are scraping ideas from this place like a bloody mushroom farm. We should at least have the dignity to realise it and, um, indulge in excessively focussed cultural jamming.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)