how do i...bring the size of my photos down. i have a small photo but it is 178kb what do i do
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:10,
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you should be ableto use the resize option in any half decent image manipulation software
edit - oh yeah, and it may be that you need to do the compression right, as other people have suggested. That tends to be off the options you'll be presented wth while you're saving it (he says, after reading the 'I have a small image' bit) /sheepish
(edit - oh yeah, and it may be that you need to do the compression right, as other people have suggested. That tends to be off the options you'll be presented wth while you're saving it (he says, after reading the 'I have a small image' bit) /sheepish
barnesy,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:11,
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READ THE F*CKING MANUAL!What is so WRONG with you, dude?
It's not illegal, you know!
Jeez, please, impress me. Get it right and become something smashing.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:24,
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It's not illegal, you know!
Jeez, please, impress me. Get it right and become something smashing.
some one even posted a screen shot of whereon the menu to go, and they are still refusing to pay any attention.
There are times when fluffy becomes a tad tricky
(There are times when fluffy becomes a tad tricky
Pootle,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:32,
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agreedi was only having a bit of fun with him. trying to lighten the mood. it's almost time to go home in my part of the world and i was feeling generous.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:36,
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The problemis, that we keep tellintg him how to do it, and he isn't doing it. That suggests either incompetance, unwillingness to follow instructions, or a form of extreme stupidity which would suggest turning the computer off asap, before those nice nigerian men come calling again...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:32,
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Sleepdeprivation.
And the fact that i've written out at least five times a detailed set of instructions to try and help this moron, only for him not to follow them.
(And the fact that i've written out at least five times a detailed set of instructions to try and help this moron, only for him not to follow them.
Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:37,
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mayhapsif you them scribe in extremely bad nigerienglish he understand will
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:39,
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Or smack him around the head with ametal tablet with the instructions engraved on it in comic sans, the 'idiots' font.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:42,
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I think this knobhead is doing a..."Louie Theroux Is Stupid" act on us. Please consider this when replying to anything he posts. They're too stupid to be real.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44,
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miiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssgreat minds...
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:45,
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Please Magic Donkey (Whom God Preserve)......make a sin bin where the mods can email the miscreant and Explain Things and get a reply to establish an intellectual pulse.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:42,
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I have a feeling it ispart of the troll epidemic we currently seem to be suffering from. STINK_BOMB never seems to hang around after the first ask for help. He/she/it certainly hasn't replied to any of the instructional posts we've left for him. I have a feeling he's just doing it to irritate us.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:44,
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he hung around this timethere's a response a couple of lines down. mind, it's short enough that perhaps his pet monkey typed it.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:48,
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I know, he responded to me.But that is as far as we ever get with him.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:56,
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No Shit Sherlock...I've always wanted to use that. No offence, likesay.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:49,
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Well, you know......half the lazy, bootcut-wearing, coked-up, ad community sat in their uncomfortable W1 offices are scraping ideas from this place like a bloody mushroom farm. We should at least have the dignity to realise it and, um, indulge in excessively focussed cultural jamming.
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Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:52,
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what ever program you are using, you *should*have an option to edit the JPEG (if that's what you're using, for a photo you should be!) quality, the;
lower the number is : the smaller the file
the higher : the more pretty it is
About 5/6/7 is usually good enough
hope that helps!
(lower the number is : the smaller the file
the higher : the more pretty it is
About 5/6/7 is usually good enough
hope that helps!
stevierar,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:11,
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use export wizardand it should suggest a nice smallish jpg.
use 'image size' to reduce the pixels to 400 or so wide to make the filesize smaller too.
(use 'image size' to reduce the pixels to 400 or so wide to make the filesize smaller too.
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:15,
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Alternatively, readone of many of the previous attempts we've made to show you how to do it. Click on the window tab and the go down the list and click on optimise. A new little menu window should open. One of the drop down menus in this window should have settings next to it. Choose jpeg from the drop down list, then click on file up the top again, and select export from the list. Choose a file name and then click save.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:18,
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some nice personmade you a picture last night showing how to do it. it was great! i'll try to find it...
edit: wooo! here you go!
www.b3ta.com/board/2347967 (there's a great picture in there showing how to export your picture as a .jpg)
(edit: wooo! here you go!
www.b3ta.com/board/2347967 (there's a great picture in there showing how to export your picture as a .jpg)
freshlegs,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:16,
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Bloody hell,I've said exactly the smae thing in that one to.
( Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG.,
Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:21,
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