b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 2354501 (Thread)

# not a very good one,
sweetheart. Unless you have a nice deep fat frier and are going to make spam fritters, I'd try another tack.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# i actually like them
much to my surprise
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# is pink eye
American for conjunctivitus?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i'm not american
we just use it for people who look like they've been smoking something they shouldn't and thus have pinky coloured eyes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I consider myself
informed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Spam fritters? SO seventies.
Woo.

A man goes to work, comes home and sees his wife battering £20 notes and chucking them in the deep fat frier.
He says 'i can't believe you're frittering our money away like this...'

I love that joke. I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# You need to get our more then.
I'm a fine one to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh c'mon
i only got in a while ago. That's a great un-rude joke.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Tis true,
it's a winner alright. I just wish that I could remember some unrude or inoffensive jokes.

You been OK? Like the rum?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'm ok
damn busy at work. Rum, I think , was lovely - it went to a raffle home, so I assume good, thankyou.
You should've come, you odd people.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# arrrf
grand joke that

fish swims into a wall


damn
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)