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# Do you know
who unscrewed one of my bathroom taps?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# It wasn't me,
I never went in the bathroom.

I simply pissed on the piano.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# do you mean the little thing at the top which says "cold"?
i think that came off when i was using it. i turned it round so that the word was no longer upside down and it kinda fell off. if i remember right
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# tut -
notherners - they'll nick anything!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Yeah,
nail everything down at the next bash.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Thanks for the reassurance.
It helped me notice the whole thing was about to fall apart.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Unscrewed?
As in disassembled?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Almost.
It would appear to be an accident of sorts though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Wasn't me
I only put washing up liquid in your cistern.

Oh, and pissed in your box of corn flakes
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# short circuit
mmmmmmmmmgfgfgfffff
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)