Did you see Watchdog last night?Weeping woman: Just because I lied on my application form they have declined to pay out. It's a disgrace.
Me: Shut up and die, lying fucktard.
(Me: Shut up and die, lying fucktard.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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these people wind me up something chroniclike the parents of Joyriders who complain that their darling offspring died because the police were chasing them. The police, apparently, shouldn't chase them.
One less turd in the world? Result.
(One less turd in the world? Result.
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28,
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Me and the missus were watching it and she was like"but she's got cancer" and I was like "but she lied" and she was like "but she's dying" and I was like "WHATEVER!" *
*May not accurately describe conversation.
(*May not accurately describe conversation.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30,
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I seeso once you've got cancer, you don't have to obey the law.
It stands to reason
(It stands to reason
Pootle,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32,
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