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# kill it
failing that, go wireless

OR for comedy effect, you could disguise a live power cable as cat5, then see how often the cat chews it after that!

I take no responsibility if you have to use a crowbar to get the cats jaws open after this
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Cat-killing mindpiss!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# wireless is too expensive (ie more than £2.50)
we're tearing the old network out of this office, so i get all the cables and sockets for nowt.

but mabye if i ran a low current cable alongside it, just enough to give it a jolt, or mabye if i just creep up behind it and slap a custard pie in its face
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Run it along the ceiling and down the wall
instead of along the floor. If you have picture-rails, that's perfect.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)
# NO!
that would be a sensible and responsible thing to do.

still the wallpaper has claw marks near the ceiling, i've never been certain how they got there
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Mmm pie.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)