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# Personally
I cant stand Cuttlefish.

They are too tentacley.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# but they're so
flashing and moiring and glimmering and they get all elongated and scary right before they pounce.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# i've had
mornings like that.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Stop it
you're arousing my beaked seal
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i've got nothing against that
seals need love too, and i can always politely look in another direction.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# When he
spills his beaked seal jizz all over you you wont be happy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# but you forget
i am a safe distance away.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Turn around slowly
and try not to scream. . . . . .
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# oh shit
how'd you do that?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
LOOK AT THE BEAKED SEAL ON THAT!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)