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# i always used to get the vulva and the volga mixed up
but i still don't get it, unless it sould read cum, or you're enticing me into your vulva!?!?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Erm,
you must know some strange women!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# actually i do :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# As long as you don't confuse them with vulga
i'm not worried :)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Does
he ever get confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# you'd have to ask him
:)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Damn
why ain't he on MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# or with volvos!

many's the time a strange woman's enticed me into her volvo.
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# nothing like that volvo smell
/gets coat of shame
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# that's the sweet smell of success
that is (or it could be the murray mints in the glove-box)
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# It's easy enough to remember.
Mrs.Vulga has a vulva. Vulga has no such front bottom to the best of my knowledge.
(Glis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I'm guessing
you're working off an assumption about Mrs V too..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I am no man
if that;s what you are getting at my friend ;)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Prove it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# :p
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Had a look
but couldn't find any mention of "Is Mrs Vulga actually a woman?"

Perhaps I should e-mail Rob..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I would
there should be a bit.

this is libellous - *goes to consult lawyer*
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Perhaps
you could get Splash to stick you on a special page, clearly labelling your gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)