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# To all Spaced fans!

Nice file name too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# eh?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Come what?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# yes...but...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# i'm a spaced fan
but its gone straight over my head
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# It's from the episode
where Brian goes to the art show of his friend Vulva and the invite looks like that, basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# oh...
...and was it a good art show?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I suppose so,
if you are intersted in that kind of thing.

(I liked Brians reply when asked what he painted...)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# what was it?

this is cheaper than paying for a tv licence and actually watching the show!
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# He'd say things like
"Anger" (shot of him throwing paint at canvas)
"Fear" (shot rotating around him studying a boiled egg...)

It was a good programme, I wonder how much the DVD costs...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# £15.99
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Should only
be about £9.99 actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hey! i don't make the rules
Amazon does.
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Try
www.play.com they're usually much cheaper.

But I bought both series' on DVD in a normal shop for ten quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# a 'normal' shop?
Does that entail levaing the house and going to the fabled land of 'outside'?
(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I was
a lot braver in my youth...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# I prefer 'normal' shops,
there is instant gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I spent that on "Pink Floyd Live at Pompei" on Monday
can't really justify another DVD this week...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# eeep
*my brain slips back into gear*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
#
that should make me laugh? (not so crazy, yet)
(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# The words 'unmitigated genius'
are just refusing to come to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# I get it!
Vulva
(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# Brian-"Its from Vulva"
Tim-"What, a womans magazine?"
B-"No shes an artist"
T-"You know a woman called Vulva?"
B-"Real name's Ian"
T-"You mean her real name's Ian?"
B-"Non gender specific"
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# split personality?


who's Ian?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# Vulva

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# you calling me a vulva?
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# no
but for a price I can
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# excellent, let us haggle
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Haggle?
you dirty bitch

*strops off*
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# You should see what's for pudding...
'tis woo you know
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# i always used to get the vulva and the volga mixed up
but i still don't get it, unless it sould read cum, or you're enticing me into your vulva!?!?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Erm,
you must know some strange women!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# actually i do :(
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# As long as you don't confuse them with vulga
i'm not worried :)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Does
he ever get confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# you'd have to ask him
:)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Damn
why ain't he on MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# or with volvos!

many's the time a strange woman's enticed me into her volvo.
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# nothing like that volvo smell
/gets coat of shame
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# that's the sweet smell of success
that is (or it could be the murray mints in the glove-box)
(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# It's easy enough to remember.
Mrs.Vulga has a vulva. Vulga has no such front bottom to the best of my knowledge.
(Glis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# I'm guessing
you're working off an assumption about Mrs V too..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I am no man
if that;s what you are getting at my friend ;)
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Prove it.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# :p
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Had a look
but couldn't find any mention of "Is Mrs Vulga actually a woman?"

Perhaps I should e-mail Rob..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I would
there should be a bit.

this is libellous - *goes to consult lawyer*
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Perhaps
you could get Splash to stick you on a special page, clearly labelling your gender?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Great show
got the reference and all that, but how is this supposed to be funny?

It's someone else's joke that doesn't work out of context and required almost zero effort to create.

I don't like to criticise people for what they make, but I'll make an exception in this case. Please try harder next time. :)

Edit: It still doesn't have to be what I consider funny, just put some thought and effort into your next post. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# This next thing is especially for Ijon
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(DMQOB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Hahah!
Huzzah for Spaced!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)