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# hehe
i don't see what all the fuss is about?

so what if they kill bush?
so what if charles is bi/gay.

they're just people

/tired rant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I think you'll find
Charlie's a parasite

Hmm 2/3 of a thousand posts, what a slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# yes, but they're "celebrities".
therefore the world public has a right to know every minute detail about their lives.

WE OWN THEM.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# if charles is bi/gay it leads to huge difficulties with the
church of england, fragmentation of anglicanism etc. Also it would damage the legitimacy of the monacrhy as they are meant to be god's representative on earth - if god doesnt like gays then why would they place one in the royal family (the entire leviticus thingy) - would damage international relations and socail cohesion within the country.

Might raise some questions about Princess Di's death and the parentage of those two young royal zeppelin

People are petty. The monarchy are stupid.

Killing bush would do very little good the neo conservatives (Americans for a new century etc.) would just find another monkey to get into the top spot. Plus they would probably go on another rampage and swing further to the right.

/tired explinitary and uncalled for rant

god I wish I had some chewits
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# chewits!
mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Fragmentation of Anglicanism?
Huge problem?

Who for exactly? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# well not for me personally
but it is a powerful organisation for control of various oppressed people. Stops them getting upperty - opiate of the masses. Plus with out the insane bits judeo-christian ideals of not killing, stealing etc. are a good bit - it's just when you use it to zeppelin people it gets silly.

Opal Fruits would be good too
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Pah! Too many big/clever words!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Star something
these days
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# starcunts
that's what I call them

and that's why I'm not allowed in Woolworths

Fruit Pastilles (not gums) would rock
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# fruit gums are evil
it's entirely possible to stick your mouth shut with them

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# indeed
but Wine gums are superb
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# seconded
and cherry drops
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# are they the things that taste of soap powder?
if so I disagree

but american hard gums are good
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# not sure
what soap powder tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# you've not lived
'till you've gone non-bio
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# it'd also stop charlie
getting at the throne.

but. in the end. what does it matter? religion is just a control structure anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# huh huh
you said troll
huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# no i didn't
i said trol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# he did though
hehehehehe
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# indeed
though it does cheer people up alot, and science isn't inherantly better

until I get my flying car that is.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)