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# Am I too late?
I went away. But now I'm back.

Now leave me alone and let me do some FACKING WORK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Odd image... Ernie the fastest Nazi in the west?
Fredjack, I'm trying to remember the name of the really ugly British politician that there was a scandal about involving toe-sucking about eight or more years ago. Can anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# david mellor
supports chelsea, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# That's the badger
cheers! I've been looking for the opposite of David Bowie and that guy was the best I could think of, well... Couldn't think of...

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Was it
David Mellor? In his sports Kit?
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# david mellor
i think...

it was mellor anyway
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Mellor belly woble face.


If thats him, that is.
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Dear God,
I'd forgotten just how bad he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Mr.M the sex-tounged lover boy of cheltenham
Maybe that photo was just from a bad angle - lets look at some others.





Oh no christ on a bicycle! He's hideous!
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i'd like to cover him in honey
then lick it all off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# no idea.
you bummer.
although prince charles wants to be camilla's tampon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# The only toe sucking I recall
is that of fergie's fella
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# ahar.
Wow. A compilation of two threads which i am responsible for. And in a way - the greatest change to history ever? Imagine : halfway through hitlers speech, he spies some saucy french maidens - and up he hops away at double time whilst Wagners brass Band plays "Yakety Sax"

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Wagn it!
Wagn it Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Question

Where on earth do I know the name "Artie Fufkin" from? Whats it from? It's driving me mad. And im frankly too lazy to go and search the web for it.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# he was one
of the fabulous five.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Answer: Spinal Tap
aaaaaaagh!! *rips f5 key from keyboard with his teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# hate it when i get caught up here
when i've work to do.
on the other hand, i don't have an f5 key, so my pain would involve ripping two keys out of my keyboard, and that's just too much work
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Of course!!
The tour manager guy! The complete happy baby orangutan!?
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)