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# meh
he's harmless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# you are as brave
as you are foolish

edit: damnit I need sleep
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i know where my fear is
so i don't have to worry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# he lives on alarm clocks in people's bedrooms.
/deep spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# SLEEP SCHMEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# but
sheep sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# i know.
oh how i know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# easier to approach
sheep asleep are
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:03, archived)
# for what nefarious purposes
are you approaching slumberous sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# not so much me
as my welsh collegue there
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# mr. welshman then.
i make of you the same inquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# let's just.....
not....go there.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# well,
if they are awake, they run away.
the ones sleeping near the edge of a cliff are best, for if they wake up, they can not run away.
make them face the cliff edge and they push back onto you in a most pleasing manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# velcro gloves
are the key
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# yeh,
but so long as you are certain there are no police about.
vrey hard to get away quick otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:13, archived)
# *nods in a satisfied, i-thought-as-much manner*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# i think
if i was a sheep

and was being "approached" by you from behind

i'd take my chances on the rocks below.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# yeh,
but not all the sheep know me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# or, you have not yet known* all the sheep
*in the biblical sense
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# aha!
cunning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# MAY-be.
but i find it's safest to say the chant anyways. better to ward him off just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)