I was once a foolOnce upon a time I was living in a house full of fresh faced young adults like myself and one day the face of an angel moved in. He was all dreadlocked and had the gorgeousest body...whatever. Anyway, we got it on and just as we were to sleep together for the first time he told me he was, in fact, asexual.
Bollocks.
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:00,
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Bollocks.
Actually......I was probably one of the reasons there was always an open spot in our house.
Me and the guys would always play pranks on the newbies to test them. It was called the "I Love Love You Test" (dunno why). One time this studious shy-girl with ginger hair moved in and we ran in her room at 4am with a stereo playing some hardcore trance, I whacked her a few times with my skateboard (I was a sk8a grl or whatever back then) and screamed "LUCY (not her actual name) IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!"
She shrieked the fucking house down and pelted from the room while Spike chased after her screaming I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!! 'Twas much fun. She ran from the house and never came back even for her stuff.
Nobody every passed the "I Love Love You Test".
PS: Your all gay.
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Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10,
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Me and the guys would always play pranks on the newbies to test them. It was called the "I Love Love You Test" (dunno why). One time this studious shy-girl with ginger hair moved in and we ran in her room at 4am with a stereo playing some hardcore trance, I whacked her a few times with my skateboard (I was a sk8a grl or whatever back then) and screamed "LUCY (not her actual name) IT'S TIME FOR SCHOOL!"
She shrieked the fucking house down and pelted from the room while Spike chased after her screaming I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!! 'Twas much fun. She ran from the house and never came back even for her stuff.
Nobody every passed the "I Love Love You Test".
PS: Your all gay.
.Wow, that sounds really 'funny' - you bonkers person, you. Did you do that before or after your medication?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:02,
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.I do! How did you gue...waaaait....I see what you're trying to do there...nice try.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24,
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Hahahah!That'sbrilliant! Anyone who fails the test is obviously unworthy of the place.
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Whillow,
Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33,
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university......aah, that blessed time when you don't have parents and your roomies become your allies. We rarely left the house apart from to go to classes and as such here's a list of damages to the house -
1. I carved the words "JAMES IS A TOSSER" into his bedroom wall in about 1-foot-high letters.
2. The various chips in the walls and floors from skateboard fights (often ending in broken bones)
3. A large dent in the floor from "skateboxing" (we put a long Xmas tree box across two skateboards and rode in it down the stairs).
4. A hole in the wall.
5. water damage to everything from various waterfights
It's probably a dilapidated old shithole now. Thank god i dont live there anymore.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:34,
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1. I carved the words "JAMES IS A TOSSER" into his bedroom wall in about 1-foot-high letters.
2. The various chips in the walls and floors from skateboard fights (often ending in broken bones)
3. A large dent in the floor from "skateboxing" (we put a long Xmas tree box across two skateboards and rode in it down the stairs).
4. A hole in the wall.
5. water damage to everything from various waterfights
It's probably a dilapidated old shithole now. Thank god i dont live there anymore.