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# ooh,
you're mean! :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# I was bitten by a hamster once
but unlike Peter bloody Parker and his radioactive spider, I didn't turn into Hamster Woman - damn lying Marvel comics.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# ah
but was the hamster radioactive? eh? eh??
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# That's the trick.
I was bitten by a radioactive womble, the rest's history.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# It was near a school radiator
so it might have been a little bit warmer than an average hamster.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hm...
mild mannered science student-cum-cub reporter Maiden was bitten by a slightly-warmer-than-average hamster, transforming her into less-mildly-mannered ShieldMaiden!

no, its just not going to sell
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I don't know, it made me laugh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Imagine the superpowers you'd've had!
Storing whole tons in your cheeks! Leaving toxic pellets about the place totally indiscrimately! Being wildly fluffy!

Beats spiders, fronkly.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I like the idea of cheek storage capacity
it would make shopping at Asda easier.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)