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# She made
a mis-steak there...

Edit: said while cow-ering in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# aaaaggghhhh..........
the puns.......THE PUNS.........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Is that a bison burner
she's using?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# apparently the
sound of that explosion was herd miles away
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Hopefully the fire brigade'll
arrive quickly at the scene of the...



wait for it...



yak-ccident.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# don't milk
it too much
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I don't think we've quite exhausted it
udderly.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# (cow)Pat on
the head for that one

finding it difficult to think of more
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Buffalo
love of God, keep trying.

:)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# only calf of the puns so have have been a little bit good.
the rest are bullocks
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Another contender!
That raises the steaks somewhat. Where were you beef-ore?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I just thought
I'd keep the flow going and field some of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# But surely it's
pasture bedtime?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I usualy stop up during the nights
and sleep through the graze
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Nothing'll leather
come of that lifestyle.

Moo mark my words

edit: I've won! Hooray! A winner is me! Nine may challenge the might of Shit Pun Jesus!

(dances)

edit again: NONE may challenge the might. Not nine. That sounds like the Silmarillion.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# she won't be
fresian after all that heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)