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# Betsy tries alchemy.

(nan-demo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm........
roast beef........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# yoku
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# She made
a mis-steak there...

Edit: said while cow-ering in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# aaaaggghhhh..........
the puns.......THE PUNS.........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Is that a bison burner
she's using?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# apparently the
sound of that explosion was herd miles away
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Hopefully the fire brigade'll
arrive quickly at the scene of the...



wait for it...



yak-ccident.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# don't milk
it too much
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I don't think we've quite exhausted it
udderly.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# (cow)Pat on
the head for that one

finding it difficult to think of more
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Buffalo
love of God, keep trying.

:)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# only calf of the puns so have have been a little bit good.
the rest are bullocks
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Another contender!
That raises the steaks somewhat. Where were you beef-ore?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I just thought
I'd keep the flow going and field some of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# But surely it's
pasture bedtime?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I usualy stop up during the nights
and sleep through the graze
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Nothing'll leather
come of that lifestyle.

Moo mark my words

edit: I've won! Hooray! A winner is me! Nine may challenge the might of Shit Pun Jesus!

(dances)

edit again: NONE may challenge the might. Not nine. That sounds like the Silmarillion.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# she won't be
fresian after all that heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Cows:
You Know It Makes Sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# VOTE COWS
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# VOTE COWS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# ¡VIVA LÀ REVOLUÇION!
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# 'Oy! None of that foreign muck here!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# BUY BRITISH
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# NO PARKING
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# / ! \
DANGER
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# KEEP THE POUND
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# POST NO BILLS
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# POST SNOWBALLS
!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# How about Wills?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Mustard's yellow!
Back off Brussels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# that's lovely :)
I'm off now. night!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# nn
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# . o O
this is no moon ball of wool
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# The Spores™
love this with all their Fronds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# silly
cow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Silly Moo!?!
sorry i went all alf garnet there
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Coooons. Bladdy coooons.
Was it Alf's stupidity or his racist comments people were laughing at?

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# hopefully his stupidity
that was the writer's intentions anyway
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# That's never backed up by the laughter track though.
Intellectual wankery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# oooops!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)