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# I AM THE SPIDER!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# I am the Walrus
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# SLAUGHTERHOUSE ATTACKS SPIDER
USING MYSTIC SLAUGHTER ARM.
SPIDER HP-12
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# SPIDER ATTACKS SLAUGHTERHOUSE
CALLS UPON MAGIC SHARK ATTACK
SLAUGHTERHOUSE HP-15
LUCK+1
CHEESE AND ONION PRINGLES+15
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# SLAUGHTERHOUSE ATTACKS SPIDER
USING MEAT HOOK OF DOOM,
SPIDER HP -7
SKILL +5
VEGETARIANISM +2
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# SPIDER ATTACKS SLAUGHTERHOUSE
USING BAD 80S MOVIE ATTACK
FLASHDANCE+5
NATIONAL LAMPOONS VACATION+14
SLAUGHTERHOUSE STAMINA-500
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# haha.
shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# haha
i larfed.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# You are in a clearing.
To the west is the KFC. To the east is Asda.

Stood before you is Ian Duncan Smith.

> HIT THE CUNT

You are not carrying a CUNT.

> SHOOT THE TWAT

You have no gun.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# >
SET FIRE TO IAN DUNCAN SMITH
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
#
Fire started.

SAVE? YES/NO
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# Y
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
#
INSERT BLANK CASSETTE AND PRESS REC+PLAY

PRESS ENTER WHEN READY
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# shit, i hate this bit.
REC+PLAY


*sits back, puts on Queen album*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
#
tssschkkkkcchhhchh
chhkkchckkskkbbbb
chkhhbbbkkkpppptttt
ccchhhhjkkkctcchhtb

(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# that sounds nothing like queen.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# Have you listeneed to
The Prophets Song
backwards.

It sounds like that, backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# backwards you say?
listen to this

it's scary
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# turn me on
dead man
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# You hear it forwards...
& then backwards.
The distant woman says the same thing backwards
or something
(look @ the rest of the site)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# >
GO TO KFC
you are standing in KFC, in front of you is some ethnic minority getting paid pittance to serve your fat ass. Behind you is the door. I suggest you use it or fucking buy something.
GET JOB APPLICATION
You have the JOB APPLICATION
USE PEN WITH JOB APPLICATION
You do not have enough mind points to apply for a job here
EXIT KFC
Im sorry, i dont understand the word "EXIT"
GO BACK
you find yourself in 1983. "The Power of Love" blasts out from Biff's car. The clocktower is in a lovely state. The Sun is shining.
LOOK AT BIFF
biff is indeed, a tyrannosaurus rex
RUN
where do you want to run to?
RUN THE watermelon AWAY
you run and run and run and before you know it you have grown a big beard, inspired millions, and coined the phrase "shit Happens". What do you want to do now?
BURY JENNY.
You bury jenny. As you walk away, her decaying hand pushes itself out of the grave.
STAMP ON HAND
It doesnt work.
PUT BUCKET OVER HAND
it doesent look like it's enough.
PUT "A FAREWELL TO ARMS" ON BUCKET
you are a boring zeppelin.
EXIT
are you sure you want to exit? zeppelin face. Y/N
Y

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# haha.
more film references than you could shake a jew at.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hahahhahaaaha
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)