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# No, no
and thrice NO!!!

I'm now off to bone my girlfriend...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# "that" old chestnut....
...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# You have
to believe me!!!

PWEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# By saying "please" with a W
you have confirmed my thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Arse
Biscuits...

Er, I'll be needing a ladder to climb out of me 'ole...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# *ahem*
His hole
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I give up,
I bloody well do.

I return after, well, a good few months, and this is what happens...

*starts to sob*
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# animate that





erm....actually....don't
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# sure
Your 'girlfriend' Ian?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Well
He does wear that wig for me, on special occasions at least...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# He's Called...
'Jane with the deep voice and big hands' on Fridays
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)