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# The international language of Porn:
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# hehe
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# caption
after having had enough of screwing everything else, dubbya finally worked it out....

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# RAZZLE!!!
Dear me!! I prefer Men Only...

BTW: WOO and a YAY and a HOUPLA!!

Edit: Men Only the publication, not as in I only like men... HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I prefer
Steam and Railway Modeller.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# You love the cock?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# you do
obviously
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# is it that obvious?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# No, no
and thrice NO!!!

I'm now off to bone my girlfriend...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# "that" old chestnut....
...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# You have
to believe me!!!

PWEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# By saying "please" with a W
you have confirmed my thoughts...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Arse
Biscuits...

Er, I'll be needing a ladder to climb out of me 'ole...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# *ahem*
His hole
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I give up,
I bloody well do.

I return after, well, a good few months, and this is what happens...

*starts to sob*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# animate that





erm....actually....don't
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# sure
Your 'girlfriend' Ian?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Well
He does wear that wig for me, on special occasions at least...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# He's Called...
'Jane with the deep voice and big hands' on Fridays
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# dear me.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# haha
his expression is class
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hehehe
no wonder he looks so down...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Bush
Porn.

I feel sick.

Is that his 'sex face'?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hehehehehe
Yes
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Well,
you'd know
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# It's true...
...people often make sex faces at me.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# That's not
a sex face.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Maybe the
wind changed mid-coitus
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)