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# hmmmm.....
so you don't like the ladies in your office?

it's a bit subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I don't like the ladies in MY office, no...
they're like walking billboards for EVERYTHING wrong with this state.

I must hear "Oh... MIGOD" about 100 times a day.

I like REAL women. Women who don't read VC ANdrews and watch Martha Steward.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# um whats a
batchelor watcher?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# the show...
"The Bachelor"

I actually heard one of those cranberry say one day "Well, the only reason I'm working here is so I can meet a rich man and get married"

I felt like fucking punching her.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# oh
just wondered i did not know!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# trust us
your life was perfect WITHOUT that knowledge
(rednc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# And then marrying her?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Oh well yeah...
cuz YOU of ALL people know how RICH I am...

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# yeah
knock her out

then fuck her

pardon? what? oh sorry.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# 'arf!
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i for one
didn't hear anything.
(rednc, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Moira Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Am I a real woman then
I don't read "read VC ANdrews and watch Martha Steward" (whoever they be) I just sit here in front of this moniter all day....

(BlackCat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# No offense...
but you're 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# yes,
but im only 17 and some wierd adults still wish to refer to me as a man...

i feel it is quite perculiar
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# pfftt...
see? There you go!

Cat here is 18... you're 17. Go watermelon somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# forgive my juvenile ignorance
watermelon?
surely that's not a verb
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Hey slurp frog (or whatever)
wanna watermelon? I would like to see my "boy"friend kick your arse afterwards. he's significantly more mature (and fit) than a scrawny 17 year old. hah
(BlackCat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# try it
what does he do

edit: scrawny, my arse. i lift people that weigh twice what i do. no watermelon for me, thanks
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you see slurpy?
18 is NOT a mature woman...

maybe a good screw though.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# kids today...
they've got no respect.

and they make sweeping generalisations. (geddit)
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Hey...
I never said that I was mature (ok maybe I implied it)
(BlackCat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# but you contradicted the idea of being mature
by giving a weak retort against nothing.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# i've always loved you.
edit: whomever you are.
and only if you are really a woman.
damn internet.
i need to get out more.
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# you would.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
#
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you and me both.

(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
most offices are the same though.
if they aren't obsessing over american idol it's some other reality show.
and when they're done with that, they'll sit ang plan 50 potlucks over the next 3 months.
then ask you the bring food in for it. and i'm the one that has to pick up after them.

NO! dammit!
i'm not contributing to your obsession with stuffing your face full of food until you burst.

then i'll end up having to clean up after that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
bastardly little bitches...

HATE them.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# i don't really
hate them....
i just want shove sharp office supplies down their throats.

hating people is mean.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# yeah...
that's true.

but STILL...
the "OHMIGOD" and the "No... way!" just make me want to KILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# office supplies can be quite sinister
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)