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# Ah science, I remember that
we used to try to burn/blow up things... happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Today, my lessons involved,
in the lesson I observed another teacher, damage limitation, since 2 out of 6 of our expensive quickfit flasks were broken, and the little shits spraying me with water when my back was turned. I'm quite happy I don't have to teach them anymore. The a revision lesson where we did a group quiz, then my all singing all dancing lesson where I was observed, on sound. I had bells in vacuum jars, hearing tests for pitch levels, plastic cups on strings, tuning forks, drama with pupils pretending to be air molecules, 10 kids lined up with their ears to the desk for sound travelling through solids. I even managed to get a reference to the film alien, with in space no one can hear you scream! Oh, and whales and dolphins, can't forget them...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# and you did all that
without a baseball bat to hand? *applause*!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I got a bit annoyed
during the first lesson, but the last two were really good fun. And I managed to make one of the other teachers on my course look a bit put off by me saying a few of the kids deserved a good smack. 'Not very progressive', as she said...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Are you my science teacher?
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Do you live in
Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# shirley only
pinnochio lives in wales?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Hmm, with spelling like that
you could be in one of my classes. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# little do
you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Blimey
sounds alright!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I didn't give 'em enough time to write stuff down,
and had a tendency to start talking before they all shut up, but on the whole avery good lesson. Well, for me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# just remember
the holidays... is all that keeps me going!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Paid holidays.
Big incentives. I keep getting told that the summer holidays are for writing your lesson plans for next year. watermelon that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# arse to that!
get yerself a qca scheme of work, copy other peoples work and don't forget there is no point in re-inventing the wheel!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Too right.
They've lost the ready made lesson plans for the stuff i've been doing. I've just being slapping a rough plan together and jumping in. Seems to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# good attitude!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I see a future
for you in a PRU.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# PRU?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Pupil
Referral Unit.....it's where Mrs Witchy works and also where the local little bastards excluded kids go......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I should
with any luck be sent to a posh school next. I'm witholding jusgement on whether i'd enjoy a job such as that until i've had some experience with good kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I'm being judgemental really,
the problem with excluded kids is the schools they've been excluded from don't understand 'em. Admittedly there's the occasional twunt, but most of 'em are nice kids who have behavioural rather than educational difficulties. Mrs Witchy is the only teacher in her place that the kids like!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)