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# QUICK!
BBC1 the reduced shakespeare company

YARR! The dastards be doing Lulu foist!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# QUICK!
Clean the pedals of my Sierra.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Toothbrush
or tongue ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I can't be bothered to recount the story.
www.b3ta.com/board/2374107
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# If you can stand the smell . . .
Get it down to your local valeters and let them sort it (better than doing it yourself)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# damn!
yours has pedals?

mine just has a big clockwork key
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And you
zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# QUICK!
it's fucking children in need - the worst night of the year.

i make a point of hurting children on this day every year.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# my plan, as i explained earlier this year
is to steal the glasses from some kid, break them, and put the peices in those pottles of milk they drink. And some cockroaches for good measure. And then it's down to the bingo hall to change all the numbers to '69'
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Do it.
I'll sponsor you.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)