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# Does anybody else think
that Britain being in the Rugby World Cup Final is the media way of getting naughty Photos of Prince William lording it up with Schoolies of questionable nature? Will the Ozzy press please leave the guy alone as I don;t wish to see his ugly mug as I am chugging down cold ones whilst watching the rugger tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Marry me.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Would love to do that
But I think my missus would have something to say about that.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Probably
"thank watermelon for that - now I can get back to diddling my nubbin to pictures of the royals"
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# "diddling my nubbin"
made me laugh very a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# jabba cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i'm in an autocomplete mood
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# best unconscious shag I ever had.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# best unconcious shag i've had
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# close.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# worryingly,
i remember you saying that.

it was about swans.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# gay bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# what's he just done?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
#
I like this game
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# oklahoma
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# king of the dyslexic Jews,
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# and yet so lifelike
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# you big shiny
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# a common topic
in my house
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I'm in a foul mood.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# as far as 5th messages go
aw,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Thanks.
I've just had a really crap week. I know it could be worse.

think I oughta go to bed and hopefully wake up happier
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# jibba jabba
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:37, archived)
# Watermelon.
Teakettle, barbeque.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# QUICK!
BBC1 the reduced shakespeare company

YARR! The dastards be doing Lulu foist!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# QUICK!
Clean the pedals of my Sierra.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Toothbrush
or tongue ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I can't be bothered to recount the story.
www.b3ta.com/board/2374107
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# If you can stand the smell . . .
Get it down to your local valeters and let them sort it (better than doing it yourself)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# damn!
yours has pedals?

mine just has a big clockwork key
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# And you
zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# QUICK!
it's fucking children in need - the worst night of the year.

i make a point of hurting children on this day every year.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# my plan, as i explained earlier this year
is to steal the glasses from some kid, break them, and put the peices in those pottles of milk they drink. And some cockroaches for good measure. And then it's down to the bingo hall to change all the numbers to '69'
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Do it.
I'll sponsor you.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# NO, I REALLY WOULD NOT KNOW.


Although I DO think it's time for me to go home now, so Hasta La Vista y'all!

NIGHT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Ditto.
G'night everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# !


i) it's England. The rest of "Great Britain" will be merrily cheering Australia until we slip on the Redcoats and rape their women and burn their hovels. Again.

ii) mentioning "rugger" and "chugging" in the same sentence suggests you are familiar with the custom of beer and buttcracks. Some folks might frown on that.
(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# it's a very good point
very well made.

and the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Whch is rather depressing really.
All of the English people I know were happily cheering on Wales and Scotland Rugby-wise, yet the welsh at least seem to be rooting for australia. T'aint roight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# it's because
the english are cu­nts.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# yes
yes we are
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# How
so?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# all of you
are cun­ts..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# I'm welsh
and I dont even bother rooting for Wales, cause we're always gonna lose
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# Wahoo
1) Well pay my respects to the women (and men) whilst doing this. Saw it once in Braveheart (a true story so I am lead to believe) and it looks like fun.

2) Not sure what your saying here, but it does not sound good.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# ahem
1)Hollywood couldn't make a true story if it tried. Mel Gibson seems to be rather anti English.

2) He's insinuating your a posh school boy, which has connotations of prince charlse like behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# more of a *nudge nudge wink wink*
than insinuation, but yes, that's pretty much the gist ;)
(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Me come from a private school
1) Well he does seem to be related to one Squire Gibson who was sent to Oz on a prison ship for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his family.

2)My parents were so poor we had to live in a hole in the road and use rain water for our baths.

(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# MEl Gibson
went down biglots in my estimation thanks to braveheart, and the patriot. The cock.
Now, I really am off, since I'm losing the ability to type correctyl, night night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# ...
We used to dream of having our own hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# WTF are you banging on about?
I've been drinking and I want to look at funny pictures, not talk about crappy sports
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Then why particapate in this thread?
I have set up a special thread for your to waste a bit further down
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# no
the poms are deliberately just kicking the ball rather than tackle as the press may see this as a bit poofy - touching other blokes.
The England team management has ordered a strict "hands off" policy.
I think the press is taking it a bit far - I mean, look at soccer that's a really manly game.Uh well.........
Well how about Polo?

What other butch games do the British play - please let me know.

Also - yes, as unbelievable as it may sound, the Australian press does occasionally portray the Royal Family in a negative way.

Rule Brittania!!!!!!!
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)