charm it out
maybe some chocolates and flowers?
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bleepbloop,
Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:38,
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or
cover the end of a knife with a tea-towel (so it doesn't hurt the palm of your hand when you press) and press down firmly, pushing the cork into the bottle.
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bleepbloop,
Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:43,
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Girls can talk
anything out of anything. I'm sure you can coax it out.
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Penile,
Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:45,
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Girls
they can't talk a 5 inch dent out of my rear bumper, can they? F*ck no! Not today! Thankyou kindly.
I was STATIONARY. She drove into my '74 VW beetle with her Ford fricken KA.
Her car : No damage.
My car : bumper now shaped like a fucking B.
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D.A. Jim Garrison,
Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:51,
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