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# we had someone in our school who had scars from where a dog tried to chew off his head.
we were cruel and claimed he'd had skin regrafted onto his face from his scrotum.

he was an odd guy. we also claimed his neck was made of springs.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# My neck is made of springs,
you insensitive clod!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# his head wobbled frantically as he spoke
it was a sight to behold.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# were the claims ever disproved?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I wish I'd gone to that school
our school was shit. Incidentally, how far gone was he that the dog tried to chew off his head? Was he just lying still? Blimey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i think it was a rottweiler attack when he was young
he didn't move to our comprehensive until GCSEs, but the scars wern't nice.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Funny or tragic?
vote now, folks!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)