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# hey glenn!
mod edit: can we ignore the trolls now and get back to making nice pictures?
sorry for repost but it IS appropriate
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Now, now,
stop troll-baiting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haha
i think everyone has
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# i pickled his mum
i think. was that vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I'm his dad.
I abandoned him cos he looked like a big scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# blimey
wonder if he's related to the count
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Pierce him.
Pierce him hard.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# nah
he don't deserve it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# we had someone in our school who had scars from where a dog tried to chew off his head.
we were cruel and claimed he'd had skin regrafted onto his face from his scrotum.

he was an odd guy. we also claimed his neck was made of springs.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# My neck is made of springs,
you insensitive clod!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# his head wobbled frantically as he spoke
it was a sight to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# were the claims ever disproved?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I wish I'd gone to that school
our school was shit. Incidentally, how far gone was he that the dog tried to chew off his head? Was he just lying still? Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i think it was a rottweiler attack when he was young
he didn't move to our comprehensive until GCSEs, but the scars wern't nice.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Funny or tragic?
vote now, folks!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Learn to spell
you illiterate flag.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# erm
his spelling's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay!
you're back! you proved us all wrong including yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# what's going on?
i come online looking for love, fluffiness and beer, and all kinds of bizarre things are happening.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# get to
fuck you weird cunt

hello
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# your tourettes drugs are under the sink
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# sorry i think
i mighta pissed in the server again, the effects are unpredictable at best
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I think
he's gone, I'm sure he has better things to do than bother with us!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hehe
wudnt count on it
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I find that hilarious,
and I have no idea why.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# repost in his thread then?
rather than giving him the satisfaction of taking up 2 threads with his twaddle
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# blast.
for i have fallen into his trap.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# nerds make me laugh.
ah nerds.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Same here
that's why I'm always laughing at myself!

/finish self-depreciating


btw, I've just found out how amazing Johnny Cash is!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)