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# >9 fucking hours to drive from manchester to brighton
average speed 29 Mph
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Bum clouds.
That's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I love motorways.
Generally because I rarely drive on them outside the hours of 9pm-6am, and 110mph in the dark is always fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# When your car
has a top speed of about 55mph, they aren't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Do you drive
a Lada?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Nah
Some pathetic little asthmatic Japanese hairdresser 4x4. You might have seen it in the carpark in work, it's the one that's dirtier than everything else in the entire carpark combined:

www.pritch.co.uk/photos/difflockoct2003/picture-011.html
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Hehe,
hairdresser as in powered by a hairdryer motor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Now, certainly
I very much doubt that any self respecting hairdresser would go near my car.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yup... and all for a half hour interview
ahhh well
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)