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# sorry about the gif, i hit the wrong bloody button


flava and the claw, what a diabollically good combination
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# possibly the only tv show ever with a mechanical owl
great program
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# he had a seed for any problem
it was always a dream of miune to get some of his seeds
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Mechanical owls - always a winning formula
Why do you hate motorways?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# >9 fucking hours to drive from manchester to brighton
average speed 29 Mph
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Bum clouds.
That's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I love motorways.
Generally because I rarely drive on them outside the hours of 9pm-6am, and 110mph in the dark is always fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# When your car
has a top speed of about 55mph, they aren't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Do you drive
a Lada?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Nah
Some pathetic little asthmatic Japanese hairdresser 4x4. You might have seen it in the carpark in work, it's the one that's dirtier than everything else in the entire carpark combined:

www.pritch.co.uk/photos/difflockoct2003/picture-011.html
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Hehe,
hairdresser as in powered by a hairdryer motor?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Now, certainly
I very much doubt that any self respecting hairdresser would go near my car.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yup... and all for a half hour interview
ahhh well
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I have no drink.
I have no drugs.
Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I've got some drugs, and I'll let you have a discount seeing as it's you.
I've got some A's, some P's and even some N's.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I'd like a P, please,
Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yay to you also
thats scary
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i combined
my favourite (greenclaws) and least favourite (grotbags) green childhood tv memories.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I would
wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# plant a very special seed of my own?
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Don't
tempt me
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# funnily enough I wouldn't
When I was a kid I was scared of Grotbags...

But then again I also had a phobia about vacuum cleaners. What a strange child.

(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)